Doro Squad has breached containment and are now wreaking havoc as cuddly cushions! Help protect other people from these gremlins by adopting one today!
Doros Measure 40cm in length.
For New Doro Owners:
Doro related pillow fights may spontaneously occur. Do not trust your Doro while asleep, especially with other people it can conspire with. Your Doro may be used against you. Betrayal is natural for Doros. The only way to sleep soundly with a Doro around is by incapacitating it while lying on one. Doros include a zipper that contain their fluffy insides. Please don't let the Doro's intrusive thoughts win and replace the fluffy insides with a whoopee cushion or other diabolical weapon.
It's up to you to correct your Doro's bad behavior! To do so, remove the stuffing and put it inside your washing machine, preferably in cold water, to clean up its act. We then recommend hanging it outside to let it reflect on it's wrongdoings until it's dry. When it's ready to behave, you can give it it's insides back.
Proper care for your Doro will allow you to sleep soundly at night for longer!
